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Friday, October 7, 2011
Jokes For Preschoolers
I would like to share some of his favorites, and I hope that you will take the time to leave some favorites in the comments.
MOOOOO (interrupts before the second person can finish the question)
Cows say who?
No, silly! Cows say moo!
Ghosts say who?
No, silly! Ghosts say BOO!
You don't have to cry, I'm here now!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What kind of monster loves to dance?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why don't seagulls live near the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!